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Trouble brews for ‘imported’ beers made in America

Beck’s drinkers may be eligible for a refund on claims they were tricked into believing the beer, brewed in St. Louis, was an authentic German pilsner

If you thought your favorite beer was an import, think again. It may have been brewed in St. Louis…or Latrobe, Pa., or Fort Worth, Texas.

And, if that beer is Beck’s, you might soon be eligible for a refund.

A refund for all the Becks I drank over the last 43 years?

The refund—of as much as $50 for Beck’s drinkers who can produce valid receipts—is part of the settlement of a class-action lawsuit claiming that the beer’s maker, Anheuser-Busch InBev NV, tricked American consumers into believing that the beer was an authentic German pilsner, when it is really brewed in St. Louis.

Even consumers who don’t have receipts may be entitled to as much as a $12 refund. And that’s true even for beer drinkers who have known all along that Beck’s is no longer made in Germany.

Wait.
Only 12 bucks?

Perhaps this would be better.


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