It's that time of the month again

I can't seem to get my hands on The Freeland Progress until after the first of the month.
Which means you have missed out on Vegetarian day, custodian worker day, Name your car day, Smile day, and so much more.


01) Vegetarian day
02)  Custodian worker day
03) Smile day
04) Name your car day
05) Do something nice day
06) Come and take it day
07) Bald and free day
08) Touch tag day
09) Egg day
10) Angel food cake day
11) It's my party day
12) Moment of frustration day
13) Skeptics day
14) Dessert day, take an extra helping or two
15) Paperboy day
16) Dictionary day
17) Wear something gaudy day
18)  No beard day
19) Evaluate your life day (this must suck. They should share this with Drink a whole bottle of wine in the kitchen by yourself day)
20) Brandied fruit day
21) Babbling day
22) Count your buttons day
23) Nut day
24) Bologna day
25) Punk for a day, day
26) Mincemeat day
27) Navy day
28) Plush animal lover's day
29) Hermit day
30) Candy corn day
31) Increase your psychic powers day