It's been a long time

It has been a while, but nothing much has happened in Freeland PA in a while.
Not anything big.

Well not this big:
Dollar store. Five lighters for a buck. Five.

Then I found a penny in the parking lot. So, five lighters for 99 cents. 

At one point I started to write a short story about how the Chinese  wanted to start a war with us, so they secretly embedded a small micro-chip in everything they exported to us, so that on a specific day  and time, everything in the US of A would catch fire. All at once. Old flip-flops, toaster ovens, TVs - everything. On fire. Not a shot fired. You can't call the fire department, because the phone is on fire. And so is the fire-house. Think about that for a moment, everything in your house that was made in China, on fire. Spatulas, fly swatters, microwave ovens, shoes, iPhones, hell, the Dollar General would be a mile wide crater in the ground.
Anyhow, I never finished putting pen to paper,  so that is that.

Fun Fact: If you have an iPhone ask Siri why fire trucks are red.

Back to Freeland.

The Gargoyle house was done up proper for the season, what else is new.

One fine night we had this for dinner:

Which turned into this:

And became this:

Dinner. Bacon wrapped roast venison, Bavarian dumplings, cranberries and rosemary garlic bread.


Now the birds are out in full force.

Let's see what is in the paper today...

Well what do you know about that...