Sunday, February 28, 2016

March in Freeland

 The Big Doubleya
landscaped for the movie, The fictional Santa Rosita State Park is off limits to the
general public today. 


 Well, I haven't mentioned the special days in Freeland lately, then today I realized I have been doing this for almost a year.

So Here it is:

01 Pig Day
02 Old stuff day
03 If pets had thumbs day
04 Walk to work day
05 Multiple personalities day
06 Dentist day
07 Frozen food day
08 Be nasty day
09 panic day (I seem to think this is a repeat, that there is another panic day in Freeland)
10 Middle name day
11 Worship tools day
12 Paint a flower day
13 Jewel day
14 Potato chip day
15 Everything you think is wrong day
16 Everything you do is right day
17 Submarine day (Sandwich or boat, your call)
18 Goddess of fertility day
19 Quilting day
20 Extraterrestrial abduction day
21 Fragrance day
22 Goof off day
23 Chip and dip day
24 Chocolate covered raisin day
25 Waffle day
26 Make up your own holiday day
27 Spinach day
28 Something on a stick day
29 Mom and Pop business day
30 Walk in the park day
31 Bunsen burner day

"Then what happens next? I'll tell you what happens: Then they all decide that I'm supposed to get a smaller share! That I'm somebody extra special stupid, or something! That they don't even care if it's a democracy! And in a democracy, it don't matter how stupid you are, you still get an equal share!"

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