Father's Day

Dad: Kids, I didn't get any sleep last night. I spent the whole night worrying about where the sun goes  when it goes down.

Then it dawned on me

Kids: DAD!

Dad: The cashier asked if I wanted my milk in a bag.

 I Said, no, please leave it in the container.

Kids: DAD!

Dad: Three dads walk into a bar.

The fourth one stepped to the right

Kids: COME-ON, DAD!